[ Was he cute.....a very good question, honestly. ]
I guess he was good-looking? Handsome. Not really my type.
[ But maybe that was more the being in his body part than any problems with his actual looks, because she was too busy freaking out over having a dick. ]
What do we even have to do to get this sorted out? Wait don't answer that, it's probably to sleep with someone.
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You don't think we have to sleep with ourselves, do you?
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Date: 2021-04-13 05:40 pm (UTC)Ughhh, because it already happened to me once! Except I was a guy and I was really tall and I kept hitting my head on things.
[ And also she had a dick and that was extremely alarming. ]
At least I know who I am today, but what if it happens again tomorrow?
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Date: 2021-04-14 02:26 am (UTC)You switched bodies with a man? What was that like? Was he cute? I can't even begin to imagine what that was like.
[ Especially the 'having a dick' part, which she feels goes without saying. ]
Well, darling, if it happens again, you just give me a call and I'll do whatever I can to help get things sorted out.
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Date: 2021-04-18 10:57 pm (UTC)I guess he was good-looking? Handsome. Not really my type.
[ But maybe that was more the being in his body part than any problems with his actual looks, because she was too busy freaking out over having a dick. ]
What do we even have to do to get this sorted out?
Wait don't answer that, it's probably to sleep with someone.
[ ...
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You don't think we have to sleep with ourselves, do you?
[ Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that is so WEIRD.... ]